Ummm, so that guy I’ve had a mad crush on for over a year? I think I just asked him on a date and he said yes and I may be quietly freaking out and on the verge of a panic attack. Thank god I ended up basically doing this over instant messenger and not in person. Much less awkwardness for rejection.
The hard part is over.
Now… what the hell do people do on dates? O.o
Nomadic Head 
Oh dear. You’re so advanced. Congratulations!! I can’t imagine making conversation. Good luck!
If this were a random stranger, neither could I. But this is someone who’s already a friend. š We already know we have things in common.
Oh, this is good! Ok this will be the best date ever. What are you worried about? š
Worried about? Losing one of my closest friends, honestly.